Google's Hidden Pages

Here is a list of all of Google's hidden (and not so hidden) pages within the website.

Search the Web
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/
http://www.google.com/unclesam/
http://www.google.com/microsoft/
http://www.google.com/linux/
http://www.google.com/mac/
http://www.google.com/bsd/


Google's Tribute to Mother's
http://www.google.com/moms/
http://www.google.com/moms01/

A series of short illustrated stories created by Google
http://www.google.com/doodle.html
http://www.google.com/doodle2.html
http://www.google.com/doodle3.html
http://www.google.com/doodle4.html
http://www.google.com/doodle5.html
http://www.google.com/doodle6.html
http://www.google.com/doodle7.html
http://www.google.com/doodle8.html
http://www.google.com/doodle9.html

Other Fun Stuff

http://www.google.com/Easter/feature_easter.html - Easter egg game!
http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html - Search patterns, trends, and surprises according to Google
http://www.google.com/heart/heart.html - Valentines Day
http://www.google.com/heart/heart01.html - Valentines Day
http://www.google.com/dilbert.html - Dilbert helps make a Google logo
http://www.google.com/googlegulp/ - Google's New Range Of Drinks
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html - The technology behind Google's great results
http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html - Get a job working for Google
http://www.google.com/mentalplex/ - "Search smarter and faster with Google's MentalPlex"
http://www.google.com/holidaylogos.html - A list of all the logos Google ever had

I think my favorite one is the Dilbert one. I'm not really sure why, but its just funny to me.
If you know of any more please let me know.

Who Is Famous?

This blog gets more and more personal every time I write in it. It was originally going to be about interesting things that I would like to read about. But after failing to be good at that (and also being lazy) I stopped with that. Now it just seems to be rather dull, updated every once in a while, no visitors kinda thing. Whats up with that? I wanna be famous but put no work into it at all. Understand? Rhetorical questions ROCK!

Some people claim to fancy me. Its all lies!

Freedom of BOREDOM!

!E!X!C!L!A!M!A!T!I!O!N!M!A!R!K!S!

Maddox had his 100,000,000th visitor on March 18th. I don't know how many visitors I have ever had. If I could afford (or even had a credit card) I would so get my own site. I was thinking about doing a web comic. They rock but I can't draw, and the only person I know who would be willing to do it doesn't really like me at the moment. So....

That's all I have to say.

Not Much To Look Forward To

I came to blogger.com and signed becuase I had something really good to write about. However it took ages to load and I also got distracted with something else. But who really cares?
If you live in the UK., buy Freeview. If you have watched BBC 1 or 2 in the past 12 months you will know what I am talking about. And I tell you its worth the money.
I watched the first two episodes of Jeoy on Sunday on Five. I like Five nowdays becuase it got rid of "channel", but also becuase it is getting lots of good programs on it. But how I miss the softcore porn on Friday nights. Anyways Joey wasn't that funny, too predictable and also that canned laughter just pisses me off too much for words. I hope it gets better.
It is half term this week. So yay. I may get a tatto on my birthday, but I doubt my parents will let me, or that you are allowed to at that age.
Maybe I will do more posting, more often.
Watch Desperate Houswives, that program is so hilarious. Just to let you know.

2005 Is Here

Its cureently 2:24am New Years Day. Which means two things:
1) I didn't have a very good New Years Eve.
2) It is lots of horses birthday today. Happy Birthday to every single horse in the world!
I decided to say a few things about this blog (why do I always seem to blog about my blog? Its odd).
Above I mentioned the time, but on my postswhere it sayswhat time I posted is not always correct. This is becuase it takes the tiem from when you first came onto the page to write this andnot when you actually posted. So sometimes I change this and other times I don't. Another thing is it does not allow you to do it in 24 hour clock time.
It would seem that I have gone all through the year, from when I started this site, without having a proper copywright sign on this page. So if anybody as come to this page and stolen something, becuase you did not see a copywright sign, please inform me. Or just because you stole something.
Thats about it. Enjoy 2005 and stickto your New Year resolutions.

Christmas And New Year

I would like to say something like "I hope you all had a great, fun and interesting christmas". But if your christmas' are anything like mine then they are usually not fun.
But to continue on I am thinking about my New Years resolutions. What I am seriosuly considering is about making a proper blog. Nobody reads this, so I may start it up again in the New Year, but make a real go of it. I will probably delete this, but what I will do is keep some of what I have said and re-write it. So if you see anything that you have seen on here on another site it is probably me being lazy and re-writing what I have already said.
I don't think I will be updating anymore before the new year, so have a good time for the rest of 2004 and see in the new year in a good way.
If I do make another blog or any other site for that matter, I will tell all you on here.
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Web Comics

Web comics are all the rage at the moment. Instead of buying comics from a local comic shop, people are now reading them for FREE on the internet. When I was a lad I never cared much for comics. I read a few but super heroes did not interest me a great deal. But thanks to the internet (once again we salute to you Mr Internet) people are able to put their ideas out and get, sometimes, a far greater audience thna if it was published in a comic book. Also, instead of appealing to some sort of mass market they can do things about whatever the hell they like. Personally I do not care for some of these comics becuase they are anime or manga. I prefer the humourous comics that make me laugh (like I enjoy most things).
If you have never come across a web comic I will link a few of my favourites.
www.whiteninjacomics.com - A ninja, in white!
www.ctrlaltdel-online.net - A group of people living in a flat that enjoy computer games.
www.dead-beef.com - Similar to the one above, but slightly ruder and more obscene.
www.butternutsquash.net - Some guys who like their coffee cafinated and their women hot, but they probably also like their coffee hot too.
So there is my relativaly small guide to web comics. Go and read every web comic there is make one. A funny one, not a manga one.

I'm Still Alive

Making posts such as these would be made worthwhile if anybody actually bothered to contact me about anything. But anyways just to let you know that I am still around and will update when interesting news items happen that I can talk to a "global" audience of four about (when I say four I mean four readers of this site, not four year olds).